Never have i ever

So how many times have you been playing kings, or circle of death or what have you will. and you get the dreaded never have i ever card. well different people play it different ways but either way you still need a good never have a i ever one that wont get you down but will get someone else down, and hopefully it'll be something you can laugh at them for. When this happens though of course your mind draws a blank and you have no clue where to start your head scratching before it comes up to you and youre like uhhhhh never have i ever had a dick?! hahah clever. not. So here while i'm bored i came up with a ton of questions you can ask, just remember dont get yourself out.


Never have i ever.....

Rated X

1. A2m or any form of A2m like never have i had someone stick their tongue in my ahole.
2. 3some 4some orgy?
3. been with the same sex, gone down on same sex, etc...
4. had sex somewhere scandalous, dirty ya know.
5. been taped during sex
6. had someone watch during sex/jerking off
7. used sex toys
8. had sex for money with someone or not with someone you knew.
9. paid for sex
10. had sex/jerked off with an inanimate object.
11. feel asleep during oral sex
12. had sex while you or your gf was surfing the crimson wave
13. fucked more than 1 dude in 1 night
14. been ball gaged/ pissed on what have you're weird fetishes.
15. fucked on drugs
16. swallowed?
17. abortion

RATED R
1. been arrested
2. done any sort of drug, please dont say weed. make it fun
3. have any tattoos
4. have piercings you cant see with your eye
5. stolen from a store a person what have you
6. been to jail
7. called a sex line
8. pregnancy scare
9. taken plan b, or the morning after pill
10. lost your virginity before the age 16
11. been kicked outta somewhere for good
12. try to kill yourself
13. taken depression pills
14. been addicted to anything not just drugs, sex, violence, rock and roll ya know.
15. fuck someone without knowing their name
16. been that asshole who put the stuffed animal in the oven at a party
17. made out with anything but a human



RATED PG - 13
1. had a fake id
2. pissed the bed your pants what have you
3. cheated
4. stolen
5. eluded cops
6. smoked a cigarette
7. slept next to the opposite sex.
8. been caught doing something bad by your parents

do you bleieve in signs, do you believe in things that make you wonder.

omens? signs? destiny?

who knows. i try to look at things like it happens for a reason, dont ignore it if it happens. ya know? but do i look as accidents all to much and think they are reasons? like is it fate or retarded ya know?


tonight there was only 1 spot in the whole ledge not covered in beer and it was in the shape of a heart. and so forth isnt shit like that weird makes you think