Thanksgiving

For all you non americans (Aussie Joe) today is Thanksgiving. The day where already fucking disgustingly fat america sits down to see how much food they can shovel into their mouths with hopes of passing out afterward. What a good goal.

This Thanksgiving i am currently spending writting to you blog-people while eating some peanut butter crackers home alone, receiving tons of "Happy Thanksgiving" IMs from ex boyfriends. (No lie, 2 in the past 5 minutes!)

Now onto more important matters, were you aware i am infact a Cherokee. (this is the part you get down on your knees) Therefore, you should praise me for rewarding your lost souls with this terrible holiday.

So for this holiday let me tell you what I am thankful for. The following:

1. caller id
2. the morning after pill
3. my puppy's fuzzy ears
   
4. day quil

What are yoooou thankful for?