Jess - Oh yea, *mumbling*
Me- Did you say walk?
Jess - Yea pretty soon it's just gonna get up and start walking and take over the world"
Me - ... What?
Wow. Whats up beautiful people. I am lovely thank you for asking. (not). So today was a pretty good day. I enjoyed it. I think since christmas is coming up i should give you guys a present every day till christmas. Today's is......

this black dick bong. It's for the ladies. sorry fellas. unless you're chris crocker or jeffree star.
So now this is where i start to tell you what i want in return. Todays is...

This knife set.Cause its cool.
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