gripping my balls

today's topic is supposed to be benefits of socialism in todays society as picked by mr. scientist.
however i do not feel the need to get all hypey at this late hour and bring up such topics that will get me in a rowdy state. Therefore, moving onto other topics.

so lets talk about girls who dont get boys and the boys who think its because the girls arent interested. its a topic thats been troubling man kind since the very beginning stages of walking upright and the opposite sex becoming attracted to their mate.
So what are girls to do? If they throw themselves at you to make it known that they think you're hawt you give them a big S for slut. If they try to be easy with it an slow their roll into yours they are to conservative, they value their morals, or the crowd silencer, prude. So whats that happy middle for a guy to think you're interesting, sexy, intelligent and just around someone fun to be with?
Maybe the answer is hanging in Atlantis with some mermaids playing poker with a talking starfish.