chopsticks

So i hear i have a bad reputation.
one piece of advice: always accuse the accuser.
If they are blaming someone else for something, they are probably doing it that exact moment when they are trying to warn you about another. Babies don't change personalities, maturing does.

Onto other matters.

Fuchu Prison inmate commits suicide with chopstick

A Fuchu Prison inmate in his 50s has committed suicide by stabbing himself in the head with a chopstick, prison officials said over the weekend.

The man stabbed himself in the back of the head with the sharp end of a broken chopstick on the night of Feb. 19.

He received treatment at a hospital in the Tokyo suburb of Fuchu, but died Sunday morning in the Fuchu Prison infirmary. An autopsy will be carried out Monday at Fuchu Police Station.

Prison officials said the man, whose identity has not been revealed, started serving his sentence at Fuchu in March 2006.

Now, that takes some balls. .....Or just chopsticks.

holla

soooooo..... i've been sick and thats why the updates have been scarce. so i just made the best food and i guess working where i am is giving be advantages about cooking. i actually like this job is crazy. Soooo my hair looks good tonight. and i'm not sure what i'm really supposed to be talking about. i really wanna go put on the shower to the hottest setting and bring in the pillow and thje towels and set up a comfy spot on the bathroom floor and sit with my puppy in the warmth reading the rest of my book. i just started to read madamn bovary and i cant put it down.

Todays Picture: Trisha "bucket" Pitcher (2 years ago haha)

oh and heres your picture for today.

Name: Matt "Smitty" Smith

i've been puking all day. gimmie a new body. k thanks.

Tuesday

You know how you think something is totally cool at one point in time then like 3 years later you look back and you're like WTF. So i'm listening to shuffle and 50 cent and G Unit - How We Do came on and i'm sitting here listening to fiddy's voice and it makes me laugh why did i think this was cool. god i love growing up.
but thinking about that isnt that what happens with everything you think is totally cool at one point? New Kids on the Block, barbed wire arm band tattoos, Doc Marten's, body glitter, JNCO, and like break away pants, c'mon. So lets try to just beat it this time and do nothing. not follow another fad ya know. it'd probabaly save you guys a lot of money and all my friends need that cause we do things like party way to frequent and then plan 1000 dollar trips in Dominican Republic you could always use some extra cash.
That would never work.

So why am i always cold? I do not know. My hands get cold from typing after awhile and sometimes i'll wrap my beagle M's huge floppy ears around them to warm them up. but then she starts to bite my face. sometimes she'll be all cute looking up at me when shes in my lap and she raises herself up as if to kiss me and comes close to my face then bites my nose. i think shes like half devil. but i guess that makes her a pretty good match for me, dont ya say?

I wanna get something goin here get this blog poppin, like start a game or something fun. That whole present to you and me for christmas thing didnt last very long did it, so we'll try for something better this time i just have to think of what it should be. How about this
every day untill spring break i'll put a picture of someone i know in a bathingsuit up for you to look at.

Spring Break March 10th-14th

Today is : Giovanna Kline

soooo..

it could be because genna and i were just hanging with grey fuzzy tailed squirells or cause i'm just stupid anyway but i cant stop laughing at this. i was searching science humor and got this site of answers 11 year olds had written on exams to answer questions and although the question isnt there the answers just make you giggle. some of them are really funny. take the time to read them. make some origami with dutchies and then read.



"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"
"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"
"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."
"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."
"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."
"The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."
"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration."
"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."
"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."
"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."
"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose untill it drops in your throat."
"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."

Answer on a college level, freshman biology exam:
"gonads: a tribe of wandering desert people."

gripping my balls

today's topic is supposed to be benefits of socialism in todays society as picked by mr. scientist.
however i do not feel the need to get all hypey at this late hour and bring up such topics that will get me in a rowdy state. Therefore, moving onto other topics.

so lets talk about girls who dont get boys and the boys who think its because the girls arent interested. its a topic thats been troubling man kind since the very beginning stages of walking upright and the opposite sex becoming attracted to their mate.
So what are girls to do? If they throw themselves at you to make it known that they think you're hawt you give them a big S for slut. If they try to be easy with it an slow their roll into yours they are to conservative, they value their morals, or the crowd silencer, prude. So whats that happy middle for a guy to think you're interesting, sexy, intelligent and just around someone fun to be with?
Maybe the answer is hanging in Atlantis with some mermaids playing poker with a talking starfish.

dear blog.

so you have a white lighter and you want to smoke but white lighters are bad luck so do you suck it in and take chance of falling over dead to smoke or big the bigger person and not die and not smoke?



what would you pick?

jump off jump off jump off jump off

tonight i met these 19 year olds who; when reality and the real world slaps in the face will cry, and i'm excited to witness it.
i just used a semi colon and i will not erase it. It gives my sentence some spunk now even if it isnt correct. So bree started a blog with inspiration with me and i'm going to link you to her because she's a pretty sweet chick. so here is her's give it a shot: Breee Writes Life

thats whats up.

Um soooo whats up in the news. Sprout's out.

And my sister is having a boy! wooo
i'm getting a newphew.

i'm cold.

happy valentines day.

today was crazy. i pretty much worked all day/night. I didnt get out untill 10:30 when the resturant closes at 9, and i have to be back by 10 tomorrow. Doesnt my life sound fun!? Sarah the girl from work got engaged( got a pretty big rock). I'm happy for her i've grown to like her quite a bit now.

So did you hear about the valentines day gift to all the naive myspace emo hunnies? Sprouts in jail! Worry no more. Sketchy McCreepster wont tell you that your eyeliner isnt perfect anymore. He also wont try to get you drunk and fuck you.
Sprout is a child molester. Who didnt see that coming.

Who do you think is next?


Today's song is: Fast as You Can -Fiona Apple.

The buttons on my phone started to work again, however i still cant close it without turning off.
I feel like chatting. Where is everyone? fucking their valentine, c'monn i'm bored.

Coastal Cities

i cant sotp coughing, Miguel if this is your doing i'm gonna be very upset and in that case Steve Mont and Krit you're gonna get AIDS as well. This week has been one hell of a week. as proof its 1:30 on a Friday night and i'm sitting behind this terrible dell typing in my blog as i listen to some music an kinda wave back and forth in a hippie sway. its funny cause i type to the beat of the muisc that probably makes me a complete geek. So lets try to recap this week.

Monday- i dont usually have work so i'm really not to sure what we did but i know it ended up in philly got drunk gauged my nose which it ended up getting infected then had fun went to strip club with Palange and this dude Ron who has terrible breath i completely cant stand him but it was closed by 2 so we came back to Jerze flew some kites and came back to my house to slumber.

Tuesday- Mardi Gras. Worked till 9 went to South Street with Kritin and she left me in the streets from 2am to 3:30. she leaves the bar with someone to go somewhere else so i met up with Andy and his friends and then last casll came then Kris was missing then i turn around and Andy and his friends are all arrested. So i walk back to her car where shes one the phone lost in philly not knowing what to do drunk so i finally get her to her car at 3:30 after popping blood vessels.

Wed. - I dont remember

Thursday - Ended up at Ray's after the RTA show. had fun left came home blah blah w/e

Fri- is now i get so bored after writting these like elaborate paragraphs. so you'll find frequent you'll only end up ever knowing what i did the first half of my week.

I ran into some crazy people this week. From many different parts of my life and its weird that half of them i didnt even pick up on till they made eye contact with me. thats rude. oops.
Oh and this week i got another "WAIT... omg THE monica nesbit?" like WTF mate. get outta my life. I heard that kids think i'm bad news. and that i'm a coke head. probably slut was thrown in there too because its predictable. But you can talk all ya want cause i'm having fun and its not worth my time to care so keep trying.

Soooooo to anyone i've talked to this week isnt a normal face in my everyday life and wants to be just do it. or is there a rumor i bite and have rabies?

So i'm really bored. You know how you go through phases growing up where you think certain people are extreamly sexy. i know we've all made some mistakes for instance wheni was like 12 i though fred durst was fucking sweet. however now thank god my tastes have changed and i've moved on but one person i always fall for who i dont think gets enough kudos is Daniel Johns of Silverchair. They are so under rated. Neon Ballroom in my top 3 fav CDS ever. call me a fag.

ps

sorry that kinda doesnt make sense i read it and dont care i was fucked up and i am now and my bed looks and in my head is awesome i'ma go feel it on my torso. peace

doesnt live never seem to be as fast as you want it. like nothing is fast enough for me yet it seems this years are going by uber fast it was just hits time last year slash who knows or cares what i'm talking bout everything thinks i'm shameless anyway. i hate how everywhere i go someones heard about me. fuck off...


fuckkkkk offffffffffffffffff.